The Wizard of Oz and the Battle of Barbie Land

A couple of weeks after Dorothy got back from Oz; she was working on the farm with Uncle Henry. And all of a sudden a storm gusted, and swept her off her feet into the sky high above the clouds into a land of no other, where she found The Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow. They talked and walked and tried to figure out how to get Dorothy home, until they got to a pink gate. They pushed on the gate and it opened, slowly and quietly they walked in. They walked until they saw a castle higher than anything they have ever seen before. They walked slowly up to the pink castle, only to be met by two knights in Pink. The Lion who lost his cowardness in Oz started to Karate kill the knights after a couple of chops the knights fell to the ground in shreds.

The Tin Man stepped back and plowed right through the doors. In the highest tower was Ken and Barbie and they heard this terrible noise of the doors breaking. The group of Oz ran up the steps, and ran up some more steps, only to find more steps, which lead to a staircase of steps. The group of Oz called in their army of flying monkeys to fight the army of pink knights they met at the top of the staircase. Just for a second the Lion got his cowardness back and he ran out of the castle and so did everybody else. By the time they were out of the castle the flying monkeys had already assumed the position. The pink knights ran out of the castle with great fury carrying pink hair brushes in their hands. The flying monkeys had bananas in their hands and had their throwing arms ready. The pink knights waited for Ken and Barbie to come through the busted out doors. Ken walked out in his pink shining armor, with a golden hairbrush, Barbie walked out with a pink dress and a pink hairbrush.

Ken yelled, “Abooga Booga!” which surely meant fight in Barbie land. The pink knights threw their hair brushes and the flying monkeys threw their bananas, the top monkey, “Dr. Apeacus”, got to the ground pulled out his banana sword and fought till the death. And surely he fought till all Barbie people were gone. Everyone said their goodbyes, and all of a sudden Ken rose up, arms spread out head looking up, with a ray of light shone upon him. Ken Suddenly turned his head and had black eyes staring at the flying monkeys in disgust, then fell back to the ground, DEAD. Since Barbie’s are so sissy they can’t keep fighting.

Inspired By Tim B.