The Day Pigs Fly

Billy was working on experiment to make a normal human into a SUPER Human! When it all went wrong. His pet pig, Gabe, out of nowhere jumped and hit the test tubes for Billy’s experiment. Billy went to clean it all up but it looked like Gabe was already doing that. Billy pushed him away and suspected nothing would happen. The next day Billy woke up and Gabe was flying around his room so fast all you could see were the air paths. Billy threw his blanket in the air to stop Gabe by it came back down with a hole it in, and ashes around the edges of the hole. All of a sudden Billy’s window broke and shards of glass fell to the ground.

Billy panicked and called in the big boys. “Hello, UFP (Unidentified Flying Pigs), we have a problem! My pet pig drank some of my Super Human experiment and now he’s on a flying rampage! I don’t know if laser vision has kicked in yet, but it will come in! I live in Mt. Vernon, Illinois! Come Quick!” screamed Billy. UFP replies, “Ok son just stay…” And all of a sudden the phone went blank and all you could hear is men screaming “Flying Pig!”, and then nothing. Billy listened to see if anything would come up and surely something did. He heard the faint sounds of little footsteps, he then figured out as his door opened that the footsteps weren’t coming from the phone they were coming from his hallway. He turned around, dropped the phone and screamed. Gabe flew in and swept Billy off his feet and threw him out the window. That was the end of Billy, and the last time Gabe was seen. Some say he lurks around barns. Others have said they saw him in fields making patterns trying to contact the aliens. No one will ever know what happened to Billy’s pet pig… GABE!

Monkeys Take Over the World!

On a rainy day in April, Carl was playing videogames, when all of a sudden; a banana came through his window. He looked out the window… And a monkey attacked his face! The monkey killed Carl and jumped back out the window. Twenty minutes later Carl’s mom came upstairs to tell Carl supper was ready. She screamed bloody murder! And now the monkeys are working underground on an evil alien war ship. They assembled their ship and started their journey to take over the world. First they hit Washington D.C., than they hit Tokyo, Japan. But when they reached Iraq, Iraq let them have it, they blew out the monkey’s laser cannons and mobilized defensive barrier. To this day there are still videos on YouTube and remains of the monkeys failed crash in Iraq, that lead to signs of this horrible happening.

The Battle of Fruits and Veggies

For centuries fruits have been liked over vegetables. Vegetables everywhere are mad at the apple, the banana, the orange, the lemon, etc. In the village of “In Between” a fruit saw a vegetable, and that’s where it all started. Both kinds have been at it ever since then, cutting each other in half and leaving to rott or let their juice come out. They have been brawling it out until the day the fruit orange king and the vegetable celery king met. The veggie king pulled out a orange peeler out and the fruit king pulled out peanut butter. The veggie king took a shot at the shot at fruit, he got a slice, a little juice came out. The fruit king pulled out his peanut butter and threw some on the celery, he was unable to move for a little while. The veggie peeled fruit more, and fruit threw peanut butter on veggie more, until fruit was all peeled and veggie was all peanut buttered up. The result of this was a human coming buy and eating fruit and veggie. The moral of the story is, when 2 types of healthy foods fight, eat them!