The Wizard of Oz and the Battle of Barbie Land

A couple of weeks after Dorothy got back from Oz; she was working on the farm with Uncle Henry. And all of a sudden a storm gusted, and swept her off her feet into the sky high above the clouds into a land of no other, where she found The Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow. They talked and walked and tried to figure out how to get Dorothy home, until they got to a pink gate. They pushed on the gate and it opened, slowly and quietly they walked in. They walked until they saw a castle higher than anything they have ever seen before. They walked slowly up to the pink castle, only to be met by two knights in Pink. The Lion who lost his cowardness in Oz started to Karate kill the knights after a couple of chops the knights fell to the ground in shreds.

The Tin Man stepped back and plowed right through the doors. In the highest tower was Ken and Barbie and they heard this terrible noise of the doors breaking. The group of Oz ran up the steps, and ran up some more steps, only to find more steps, which lead to a staircase of steps. The group of Oz called in their army of flying monkeys to fight the army of pink knights they met at the top of the staircase. Just for a second the Lion got his cowardness back and he ran out of the castle and so did everybody else. By the time they were out of the castle the flying monkeys had already assumed the position. The pink knights ran out of the castle with great fury carrying pink hair brushes in their hands. The flying monkeys had bananas in their hands and had their throwing arms ready. The pink knights waited for Ken and Barbie to come through the busted out doors. Ken walked out in his pink shining armor, with a golden hairbrush, Barbie walked out with a pink dress and a pink hairbrush.

Ken yelled, “Abooga Booga!” which surely meant fight in Barbie land. The pink knights threw their hair brushes and the flying monkeys threw their bananas, the top monkey, “Dr. Apeacus”, got to the ground pulled out his banana sword and fought till the death. And surely he fought till all Barbie people were gone. Everyone said their goodbyes, and all of a sudden Ken rose up, arms spread out head looking up, with a ray of light shone upon him. Ken Suddenly turned his head and had black eyes staring at the flying monkeys in disgust, then fell back to the ground, DEAD. Since Barbie’s are so sissy they can’t keep fighting.

Inspired By Tim B.

Ugly Tina Adventure

There was once a prince named Bob that lived in a far away land Named Camelot. Bob did anything he had to do to protect the royal family. He had to protect the whole family but his main focus was on the princess, Ugly Tina. Every man in the land of Camelot thought Tina was ugly, except for William Travorty and Bob. The king Sir Camelot knew they thought his daughter was ugly and she needed a husband or she could not take up the honor of being queen. So Camelot set up a challenge. While Tina was sleeping he took her far away and tied her to a tree deep in the forest of Shiklglukamygen, then went back to Camelot. He announced the missing of Tina and she is said to be seen roaming the forest of Shiklglukamygen, he said the first man to find her wins her heart. Bob heard of this challenge and embarked on his journey to Shiklglukamygen.

He reached the outskirts of the forest when he met his first challenge, a Snortnose dragon… The most deadly dragon to walk the magic realm. He used his death magic and killed him in a hit. He walked the forest day and night for 2 days and found a tree with cut rope around the bottom of the tree. He found a trail of footsteps leading away from the tree. He followed them until he got to the dark region of Malodor. He went up the steps of the dark castle and saw a shadow of a princess through a window in a high tower. He reached the high only to find the most beautiful princess of all, Sally. He asked where Ugly Tina was and she said she had been found by a prince Name William. This was the last time Bob ever fell for an ugly princess, him and Sally lived happily ever after in the dark region of Malodor, where they ruled over Camelot.

First Semester Reflection- Piece I'd Like To Revise

The story is called, Lonely Boy, its a short story I used for 2 of my half pages. Its about a boy with no real friends and is really shy, and he makes a friend in the end until a unfortunate event happens. My ideas didn't really come from anywhere. I was just sitting in ym bed and since I'm random I wrote about a lonely boy. I was just hurrying to get it done, so I edited it alot, and I also changed a couple sentences.

Lonely Boy

There was once a onely boy named John. He always sat in the back of the class, and had two friends, his mom and dad. He always got picked on by the bullies, but didn't do anything about it. He's 13 and he has never been to a sleepover and the only birthday parties he has been too are his families. He had a friend in the 3rd grade, but he moved to Michigan. One day he built up the courage to talk to someone, or something.

He met a cardboard cutout named Brian. Brian and John hung out all the time. They "tried" to play football, but Brian was to lazy to catch the ball, or to even move. They also tried to watch movies but Brian's voice recording kept saying the same thing over and over again, and didn't shut off. They were best of friends until Brian died of a rip...

First Semester Reflection-Favorite Piece

It's a poem I made up in English class. I just like to relax so its about relaxing, and what I think is relaxing. Its my favorite because when I read it I feel relaxed. My ideas came from me wanting to be relaxed and how I like Being relaxed.

Relaxtion

Beside a tree.

Upon where I rest.

By a stream.

Near a farm.

Without wind.

Past any cities.

On top of a hill.

Across the plains.

Outside is where I am.

Until someone new comes.

First Semester Reflection

I’ve learned a lot about Language Arts, such as, Reading Writing, Grammar, Vocabulary, and Technology. I’ve had a hard time remembering Awubis and Smiley Face Tricks. I’ve learned to write essays and stories to perfection. I’ve also learned about our computers and how certain programs work. I already knew how to talk so grammar didn’t really help me. I’ve learned a lot new words with our word games and vocabulary.

7th grade was a big change for me from 6th grade. English isn’t really my favorite class, no offence Mrs. Moege. It’s easy for me to go into a new class since I’m not shy. I’ve also have had a problem with waiting till the last minute to get all homework done. I love writing fictional stories, so the ten half pages were a lot of fun to write. The best part about English is when you read. I like watching you to see your expressions.

I will improve a lot to be successful for second semester. I’m going to work on working on my homework the night before it’s due. I’m also going to try to participate more in the class activities, etc. Even though I’m organized enough so that I can find papers I will throw away old papers not being used. Another thing is reading, I don’t really read a lot, if I do I do because I have to get 250 pages. If I read a book it has to be an action mystery, with some type of sport in it. I’ll make sure to make changes this new semester.