Gabe Tries To Take Over the World!

Gabe the pig was never found..... By humans; he was found by the Fly Monkeys of Fly Monkeys city. And now Gabe has made a plan to start World War III on planet earth. On January 1, 2012 Billy's Sister Janet and her new pig, April, were playing in the field next to their house. All of a sudden there was a sonic boom and Gabe flew in with his army of flying Monkeys. All the monkeys at once yelled, "GABE IS HERE!” Janet tried to snatch up April and run inside the house but it was too late, Gabe had picked April up already. Janet ran inside the house, grabbed the phone, and called the popo. The popo rushed to her house and Janet explained everything. All the while the Blue Angels had heard the sonic boom and were on the move. Over Paris, London, and Mitchell, Gabe was being chased by the Blue Angels. It hadn’t taken long for them to catch up to him but all of a sudden Blue Angel 3 heard a clunk on the bottom of his plane. Blue Angel 6 radios in, “3 there’s a monkey on your stomach! Shake him off!” 3 threw him off and they had lost Gabe in the commotion. 5 radios, “Where’d he go?” 4 radios in, “Abort mission, ABORT, ABORT!” he yells as the flying monkeys were swarming up behind them. Gabe has gotten away again! He failed to start World War III, but he will have his day!

The Day Pigs Fly

Billy was working on experiment to make a normal human into a SUPER Human! When it all went wrong. His pet pig, Gabe, out of nowhere jumped and hit the test tubes for Billy’s experiment. Billy went to clean it all up but it looked like Gabe was already doing that. Billy pushed him away and suspected nothing would happen. The next day Billy woke up and Gabe was flying around his room so fast all you could see were the air paths. Billy threw his blanket in the air to stop Gabe by it came back down with a hole it in, and ashes around the edges of the hole. All of a sudden Billy’s window broke and shards of glass fell to the ground.

Billy panicked and called in the big boys. “Hello, UFP (Unidentified Flying Pigs), we have a problem! My pet pig drank some of my Super Human experiment and now he’s on a flying rampage! I don’t know if laser vision has kicked in yet, but it will come in! I live in Mt. Vernon, Illinois! Come Quick!” screamed Billy. UFP replies, “Ok son just stay…” And all of a sudden the phone went blank and all you could hear is men screaming “Flying Pig!”, and then nothing. Billy listened to see if anything would come up and surely something did. He heard the faint sounds of little footsteps, he then figured out as his door opened that the footsteps weren’t coming from the phone they were coming from his hallway. He turned around, dropped the phone and screamed. Gabe flew in and swept Billy off his feet and threw him out the window. That was the end of Billy, and the last time Gabe was seen. Some say he lurks around barns. Others have said they saw him in fields making patterns trying to contact the aliens. No one will ever know what happened to Billy’s pet pig… GABE!

Monkeys Take Over the World!

On a rainy day in April, Carl was playing videogames, when all of a sudden; a banana came through his window. He looked out the window… And a monkey attacked his face! The monkey killed Carl and jumped back out the window. Twenty minutes later Carl’s mom came upstairs to tell Carl supper was ready. She screamed bloody murder! And now the monkeys are working underground on an evil alien war ship. They assembled their ship and started their journey to take over the world. First they hit Washington D.C., than they hit Tokyo, Japan. But when they reached Iraq, Iraq let them have it, they blew out the monkey’s laser cannons and mobilized defensive barrier. To this day there are still videos on YouTube and remains of the monkeys failed crash in Iraq, that lead to signs of this horrible happening.

The Battle of Fruits and Veggies

For centuries fruits have been liked over vegetables. Vegetables everywhere are mad at the apple, the banana, the orange, the lemon, etc. In the village of “In Between” a fruit saw a vegetable, and that’s where it all started. Both kinds have been at it ever since then, cutting each other in half and leaving to rott or let their juice come out. They have been brawling it out until the day the fruit orange king and the vegetable celery king met. The veggie king pulled out a orange peeler out and the fruit king pulled out peanut butter. The veggie king took a shot at the shot at fruit, he got a slice, a little juice came out. The fruit king pulled out his peanut butter and threw some on the celery, he was unable to move for a little while. The veggie peeled fruit more, and fruit threw peanut butter on veggie more, until fruit was all peeled and veggie was all peanut buttered up. The result of this was a human coming buy and eating fruit and veggie. The moral of the story is, when 2 types of healthy foods fight, eat them!

The Wizard of Oz and the Battle of Barbie Land

A couple of weeks after Dorothy got back from Oz; she was working on the farm with Uncle Henry. And all of a sudden a storm gusted, and swept her off her feet into the sky high above the clouds into a land of no other, where she found The Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow. They talked and walked and tried to figure out how to get Dorothy home, until they got to a pink gate. They pushed on the gate and it opened, slowly and quietly they walked in. They walked until they saw a castle higher than anything they have ever seen before. They walked slowly up to the pink castle, only to be met by two knights in Pink. The Lion who lost his cowardness in Oz started to Karate kill the knights after a couple of chops the knights fell to the ground in shreds.

The Tin Man stepped back and plowed right through the doors. In the highest tower was Ken and Barbie and they heard this terrible noise of the doors breaking. The group of Oz ran up the steps, and ran up some more steps, only to find more steps, which lead to a staircase of steps. The group of Oz called in their army of flying monkeys to fight the army of pink knights they met at the top of the staircase. Just for a second the Lion got his cowardness back and he ran out of the castle and so did everybody else. By the time they were out of the castle the flying monkeys had already assumed the position. The pink knights ran out of the castle with great fury carrying pink hair brushes in their hands. The flying monkeys had bananas in their hands and had their throwing arms ready. The pink knights waited for Ken and Barbie to come through the busted out doors. Ken walked out in his pink shining armor, with a golden hairbrush, Barbie walked out with a pink dress and a pink hairbrush.

Ken yelled, “Abooga Booga!” which surely meant fight in Barbie land. The pink knights threw their hair brushes and the flying monkeys threw their bananas, the top monkey, “Dr. Apeacus”, got to the ground pulled out his banana sword and fought till the death. And surely he fought till all Barbie people were gone. Everyone said their goodbyes, and all of a sudden Ken rose up, arms spread out head looking up, with a ray of light shone upon him. Ken Suddenly turned his head and had black eyes staring at the flying monkeys in disgust, then fell back to the ground, DEAD. Since Barbie’s are so sissy they can’t keep fighting.

Inspired By Tim B.

Ugly Tina Adventure

There was once a prince named Bob that lived in a far away land Named Camelot. Bob did anything he had to do to protect the royal family. He had to protect the whole family but his main focus was on the princess, Ugly Tina. Every man in the land of Camelot thought Tina was ugly, except for William Travorty and Bob. The king Sir Camelot knew they thought his daughter was ugly and she needed a husband or she could not take up the honor of being queen. So Camelot set up a challenge. While Tina was sleeping he took her far away and tied her to a tree deep in the forest of Shiklglukamygen, then went back to Camelot. He announced the missing of Tina and she is said to be seen roaming the forest of Shiklglukamygen, he said the first man to find her wins her heart. Bob heard of this challenge and embarked on his journey to Shiklglukamygen.

He reached the outskirts of the forest when he met his first challenge, a Snortnose dragon… The most deadly dragon to walk the magic realm. He used his death magic and killed him in a hit. He walked the forest day and night for 2 days and found a tree with cut rope around the bottom of the tree. He found a trail of footsteps leading away from the tree. He followed them until he got to the dark region of Malodor. He went up the steps of the dark castle and saw a shadow of a princess through a window in a high tower. He reached the high only to find the most beautiful princess of all, Sally. He asked where Ugly Tina was and she said she had been found by a prince Name William. This was the last time Bob ever fell for an ugly princess, him and Sally lived happily ever after in the dark region of Malodor, where they ruled over Camelot.

First Semester Reflection- Piece I'd Like To Revise

The story is called, Lonely Boy, its a short story I used for 2 of my half pages. Its about a boy with no real friends and is really shy, and he makes a friend in the end until a unfortunate event happens. My ideas didn't really come from anywhere. I was just sitting in ym bed and since I'm random I wrote about a lonely boy. I was just hurrying to get it done, so I edited it alot, and I also changed a couple sentences.

Lonely Boy

There was once a onely boy named John. He always sat in the back of the class, and had two friends, his mom and dad. He always got picked on by the bullies, but didn't do anything about it. He's 13 and he has never been to a sleepover and the only birthday parties he has been too are his families. He had a friend in the 3rd grade, but he moved to Michigan. One day he built up the courage to talk to someone, or something.

He met a cardboard cutout named Brian. Brian and John hung out all the time. They "tried" to play football, but Brian was to lazy to catch the ball, or to even move. They also tried to watch movies but Brian's voice recording kept saying the same thing over and over again, and didn't shut off. They were best of friends until Brian died of a rip...