Billy was working on experiment to make a normal human into a SUPER Human! When it all went wrong. His pet pig, Gabe, out of nowhere jumped and hit the test tubes for Billy’s experiment. Billy went to clean it all up but it looked like Gabe was already doing that. Billy pushed him away and suspected nothing would happen. The next day Billy woke up and Gabe was flying around his room so fast all you could see were the air paths. Billy threw his blanket in the air to stop Gabe by it came back down with a hole it in, and ashes around the edges of the hole. All of a sudden Billy’s window broke and shards of glass fell to the ground.
Billy panicked and called in the big boys. “Hello, UFP (Unidentified Flying Pigs), we have a problem! My pet pig drank some of my Super Human experiment and now he’s on a flying rampage! I don’t know if laser vision has kicked in yet, but it will come in! I live in Mt. Vernon, Illinois! Come Quick!” screamed Billy. UFP replies, “Ok son just stay…” And all of a sudden the phone went blank and all you could hear is men screaming “Flying Pig!”, and then nothing. Billy listened to see if anything would come up and surely something did. He heard the faint sounds of little footsteps, he then figured out as his door opened that the footsteps weren’t coming from the phone they were coming from his hallway. He turned around, dropped the phone and screamed. Gabe flew in and swept Billy off his feet and threw him out the window. That was the end of Billy, and the last time Gabe was seen. Some say he lurks around barns. Others have said they saw him in fields making patterns trying to contact the aliens. No one will ever know what happened to Billy’s pet pig… GABE!
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Dude that is funny. I especially like the part when you said that Gabe is seen in the field waiting for pig aliens to come get him or somthing. This storie is really funny and so are your other stories.
ReplyDeleteWow that was kind of weird. That would be weird if that started happening everywere. also, there should be a sequel. It's a good story.
ReplyDeletethats an awsome story, i liked the part when billy was calling the UFP and gabe attacked them while he was talking.
ReplyDeleteNice story and I hope to read more of them!!!
ReplyDeletethat is funny when the pig took billy out through the window and today they see gabe by barns and in field and he trys to communicate with aliens that is funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat was really fuuny. Especially the part when Gabe tries to contact the aliens.
ReplyDelete^_^