The Battle of Fruits and Veggies

For centuries fruits have been liked over vegetables. Vegetables everywhere are mad at the apple, the banana, the orange, the lemon, etc. In the village of “In Between” a fruit saw a vegetable, and that’s where it all started. Both kinds have been at it ever since then, cutting each other in half and leaving to rott or let their juice come out. They have been brawling it out until the day the fruit orange king and the vegetable celery king met. The veggie king pulled out a orange peeler out and the fruit king pulled out peanut butter. The veggie king took a shot at the shot at fruit, he got a slice, a little juice came out. The fruit king pulled out his peanut butter and threw some on the celery, he was unable to move for a little while. The veggie peeled fruit more, and fruit threw peanut butter on veggie more, until fruit was all peeled and veggie was all peanut buttered up. The result of this was a human coming buy and eating fruit and veggie. The moral of the story is, when 2 types of healthy foods fight, eat them!